Serving as our Chief Welcoming Officer of the Firm, otherwise known as WOOF, Flex has come on board and has been serving the firm since November 2021.
While relatively young, only being born in July of the same year, but certainly, far more experienced than his age would suggest. Flex is a prodigy in the legal community. He serves daily with tireless efforts and energy — licking and cleaning feet almost 24 hours a day, eating and chewing briefs and motions that are just not worth the paper they are printed on, and ensuring that our CEO, Vinny Miletti, can’t go 2 hours without going for a walk (you know… to keep our leader healthy), Flex has caused a tremendous impact on the firm since the commencement of his employment.
Intelligent, Aggressive, Accountable, Diligent, and truly a Good Boy, Flex makes sure to literally stick his nose into every single project he comes across. Whether he is chewing on the camera station legs to adjust them when a video is being produced, leaving fur on daddy’s nice suit because he may get cold outside in the frigid weather, or jumping in daddy’s lap while on a video conference with a Judge to help him with oral arguments, there is nothing untouched by Flex since he started with the firm.
Finally, our clients simply love the fact that Flex strives to provide true value in all it does and certainly, offers the best rate in the industry. Frankly, he has been known to work for Snausages and Beggin’ strips. True value delivered by the “Furriest Name In Law.”
We welcome Flex to the firm.